Silver couches to recline upon, and ornaments of Gold
For want of any real content, I offer you Cat Torment -- or, Why Godric Ever Trusts Me, I Shall Never Know...

Isn't he pretty?

The odd thing is, he was not asleep when I put that on him, I just think he kind of dug it a little. He can't be the Great White Hunter all the time, after all.

Apparently nonplussed by a camera in the face either.

And I just like the framing on this one. Nobody sleeps quite like a cat sleeps, do they?
And now it's your turn: Find an unwary animal*, put something unlikely, and thoroughly undignified on it**, and have your cameras ready***, because we all expect proof of conquest here!
* Shoe-wearing primates are fair game, but only if you can provide anecdotal evidence as to recent animal behavior. But frankly, I'd rather see cats, dogs, lizards, wombats, and fish. Your catch, though, so your call.
** Undignified garments intentionally chosen and donned by the aforementioned shoe-wearing primates don't count. The undignified article must be introduced by the photographer -- that's you, by the way.
*** No fair googling! Humiliate your own critters, damn it!

Isn't he pretty?
The odd thing is, he was not asleep when I put that on him, I just think he kind of dug it a little. He can't be the Great White Hunter all the time, after all.

Apparently nonplussed by a camera in the face either.

And I just like the framing on this one. Nobody sleeps quite like a cat sleeps, do they?
And now it's your turn: Find an unwary animal*, put something unlikely, and thoroughly undignified on it**, and have your cameras ready***, because we all expect proof of conquest here!
* Shoe-wearing primates are fair game, but only if you can provide anecdotal evidence as to recent animal behavior. But frankly, I'd rather see cats, dogs, lizards, wombats, and fish. Your catch, though, so your call.
** Undignified garments intentionally chosen and donned by the aforementioned shoe-wearing primates don't count. The undignified article must be introduced by the photographer -- that's you, by the way.
*** No fair googling! Humiliate your own critters, damn it!
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