Truly. Deeply. Madly

( Bad day did not get better )
Ok. Done moping now. Time for bed.
But first, the Silver Lining; Dominus is working from home tomorrow, so he's going to let me sleep in, and not wake me when the workmen arrive. And, I have a Lunesta for tonight.
Mmm. Sleepy goodness.
*goes*

Stop calling. No, really. You lied to get my account in the first place, you lied to get my credit card numbers, and you fraudulently resubmitted those numbers each time you phoned my home in the past year, so as to gain yourself another monthly payment. You have sold my name and address to every crackpeddling junker who came by with an ounce and a smile, and you refused repeatedly to adhere to my requests to stop spamming me with unwanted, unrequested magazines. You are hereby, and officially, Cut The Fuck Off. Submit me to a collections department if you think you've got the stones for it, but believe me, my countermove will involve the NY State's Attourney General, and it will be YOU who goes home crying out of this.

The card you are trying to access was closed down on account of fraudulent use by parties such as yourself, and the people to whom you sold it. So stop calling me. My answer is not going to get any more pleasant for you as time goes on. Piss the fuck off.
No love,
Me.

P.S. You can stop sending magazines here anytime you want. I mostly just recycle them anyhow.

Finished	Book Title	Author	Genre	Pages
Dec 30	Butcher Bird	Richard Kadrey	Urban Fantasy	257
Jan 09	Territory	Emma Bull	Historical Fantasy	Audio
Feb 15	A Guide to Folktales in Fragile Dialects	Cat Valente	Faerie Tale Poetry anthology	163
Jan 09	Jigs and Reels	Joanne Harris	Short story anthology	273
Mar 03	Watchmen	Alan Moore	Fantasy/Horror graphic novel	12 issues

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